I’ve already professed my love for Ikea—I would go there just to eat. But they have much more than their famous meatballs. There’s also an array of snacks and desserts. You can’t swing a dead cat without running into advertising for their remarkable dollar cinnamon buns. When you make your way downstairs to the item pickup area, you are confronted with this behemoth and a little message at the bottom stating, “Not actual size”. Given the times, I don’t know if this is a mildly cute attempt at humor or an indictment of our critical thinking skills as a nation. Either way, you can be sure there is no assembly required with this one.